Jordan Hamel munyori, mudetembi uye mutambi.Ndiye mupepeti weNo Imwe Nzvimbo Yekumira, anthology yeNew Zealand nhetembo nezve shanduko yemamiriro ekunze yakaburitswa neAuckland University Press.Muunganidzwa wake wekutanga wenhetembo "Zvese asi iwe ndiwe zvese" rakabudiswa.
Mafungiro: Waizviziva here kuti Sean “Rima Muparadzi” Wallace ndiye anonyangira waungade kutarisana nawo kana akapihwa mukana?Kana kuti apo mukwikwidzi weMasterChef Alvin Qua akapa dhishi rake reDhaka Kuku kuvatongi, zvakava manyemwe painternet zvikakonzera kushomeka kwewaini yeShaoxing muAustralia yose?
Kudzoka mumakore angu makumi maviri, ndingadai ndakarasa pfungwa yekuve yakadzika midzi muminutiae yemahara yechokwadi show.Kunyanya kukudziridza rudo rwekuona, kukurukura, uye kazhinji asingatsungirike madhirama emukurumbira wepakoreji, pane kukudziridza hunhu chaihwo ("Makawona here iyi itsva Breaking Bad show? kunetseka, pamwe hauna kumbonzwa nezvayo").
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Mhuri yangu, zvisinei, haina kutongogoverana kuseka kwangu pabhandi risingaperi rekutakura reTV chaiyo.Vabereki vangu vaive vechizvarwa pamberi peNetflix, Disney + kana kunyange MySky.Munguva yavo, iwe wakagara pasi kuti ugoche gwayana, wakatarisa Amai veNyika Judy Bailey vachikuudza nezvezvakaitika muSoviet Union, uye vakagara pasi kune izvo zvisinganzwisisike overlord weTVNZ aida kukudyisa.Kana dziri hanzvadzi dzangu, pamwe ndiwo mafungiro echinyakare kumashure kwekugadzirwa kweindasitiri yese, kana kuti zvimwe zvinongoitika, asi iyo yepakati-00s chaiyo mhando inoita seinoenderana nezvavanofarira (yemukati dhizaini, inopisa inosurukirwa idiots, muviri. pfuma).Vanhu vanoziva vanowedzera kuziva.)
Asi hapana kana imwe yeiyi pfungwa yakandikonzeresa kunze kwekuzvibata.Pfungwa yekugara mufurati inobvinza muDunedin uye kuona vaviri vechidiki muThe Block vachisarudza pakati pemhangura kana bhurosi mabhandi egonhi anoita sekunge akawandisa.Kana iwe ukatarisa MasterChef kana Hell's Kitchen husiku huna pasvondo uye uchikwira chakavanzika chaSarah chakagochwa kana Jono's microwaved makeni steak, nhanho yekuzvitonga inosvika padanho idzva.Saka ndiri kunzvenga rudzi rwese, ndiani ane hanya?
Asi mumakore mashoma apfuura, zvinhu zvose zvachinja.Ndiri kutanga kufarira mareality shows.Ini pakutanga ndakazvikurudzira kusvika pakuchinja kwangu kubva kumunhu ane chepfu ane makore makumi maviri kuenda kumurume ane makore makumi matatu akashata ane rudo rutsva rwemabikirwo ematunhu echiFrench.Zvisinei, pandakafungisisa, ndakaona kuti chaiva chimwe chinhu.
Chinhu chakanaka pamusoro pemakore mashoma apfuura kwave kuri kushandiswa kwakapararira kwebasa riri kure.Izvi zvinoreva kwete chete kushoma hembe ironing, asi yakawanda mhuri nguva muTimaru.Pane chimwe chinhu chakakosha pamusoro pekuzvibvumira kuti ukwane muhurongwa hwemhuri yako uye kukoshesa zvinhu zvidiki zvaungave wakanganwa kana kuti zvaungave usina kuona parwendo rwekupera kwesvondo.Zvinhu zvidiki izvi zvandasvika pakuzvikoshesa?wafungidzira.Zviratidziro zvehusiku paTV yemhuri.Kwandiri, iyi ndiyo nzira imwe chete yekunwa tii mushure mekudya.Chitubu chakatsiga, chakavimbika chemufaro wekare.
Izvo zvakatanga sekugamuchira kwangu kungoita zvakakurumidza kushanduka kuita mari yakazara.Wati wamboona murume akura achichema pamusoro pegakanje rakabikwa zvakakwana omelette?Gore rino ndakaona vanhu vatatu panguva imwe chete: baba vangu, ini uye MasterChef Fans vs Favorites mukwikwidzi/ane makore makumi maviri nemanomwe ekudzimisa moto Daniel wekuDarwin.Hongu, ndinoziva kuti zviratidzo izvi zvakagadzirirwa kubata mwoyo wangu uye kubaya mabhatani etsitsi, asi pane imwe nguva ndinofunga kuti ndangokanda mapfumo pasi, ngazvindikunde uye ndakasarudza kushandisa mano angu ose kutsoropodza.Kanganwa nezvazvo.zvose.Wana nyaradzo mukuenderana kwakanaka.Iye zvino ndave nerimwe zambuko repamba, kunyangwe riya rekugadzira.Ndinogona kufinhwa kana kusuwa kune rimwe divi reCook Strait, tinya redhiyo yekare yemahara kweawa, ndozotaura nevabereki vangu nezvekudzingirirwa kwekupedzisira.Hapana anoziva kuti Lake Baikal kuSerbia ndiro dhamu rakadzika pasi rose, kana Udza hanzvadzi yangu sei ndakanga ndisingatarisiri kuti Chris Parker achabvamburwa kudaro, kana kuti kumhanya zvakanaka pamahombekombe nefoshoro.
Zvisinei nekureruka zvishoma nezvishoma, handisi benzi rakazara.Ndichiri kutadza kuzviunza kuti nditarisire kushongedza kana kushongedzazve imba yangu, uye ndichiri kutengesa kuravira kwangu kweTV kune munhu chaiye.Asi sezvandinokura uye ndichiona ndichipedza nguva yakawanda ndisiri pamba, ndinotora nyaradzo muchokwadi chekuti mhuri yangu icharamba yakavanzika pasofa mushure mekunge vapedza zuva ravo vachiona nzira iyo MasterChef inopinda nayo yekupedzisira kana mune imwe. mwaka.Kutamba neNyeredzi kwava kuda kutanga uye ndinovimba chero pandinenge ndiri, ndichange ndiri.